Post by Captain Malfoy on Sept 29, 2007 22:26:41 GMT -5
Thats right I'm baaaaaack!.... oh my god I had so much fun... the hotel was wonderful... the indoor swimming pool was cold.. the hot tub was hot ...the fitness center was fit and this clique large italian man... i mean looking like something from the Godfather slapped me hard on the bum!....
then I enjoyed my first day as manager and already kicked somebody from my department... woot...im on a role...
and to celebrate my return... I thought I'd tell you all a little joke I heard....
Warning .... the following joke contains content not suitable for all people... if you are easily offended please do not read
for the rest... highlight to read... posted it in black out of respect for everyone else!...
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda says, "Where In the
hell have
you been?" Larry replies," I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she
frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill
on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Blessed Be Always!
then I enjoyed my first day as manager and already kicked somebody from my department... woot...im on a role...
and to celebrate my return... I thought I'd tell you all a little joke I heard....
Warning .... the following joke contains content not suitable for all people... if you are easily offended please do not read
for the rest... highlight to read... posted it in black out of respect for everyone else!...
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda says, "Where In the
hell have
you been?" Larry replies," I was out getting a tattoo.""A tattoo?" she
frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?""I got a hundred dollar bill
on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.
Blessed Be Always!
Glad you had fun.
