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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 3, 2007 1:42:34 GMT -5
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Post by DDL on Dec 3, 2007 1:44:53 GMT -5
Guys can be self-centered morons a lot of the time. =/ But not everyone... like Garrett, right? He's seems okay.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 3, 2007 1:48:43 GMT -5
Grrrrrrrrrrrr....no. I hate ALL living, breathing men.
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Post by DDL on Dec 3, 2007 1:53:39 GMT -5
Gosh, what happened?  |
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 3, 2007 1:59:24 GMT -5
What didn't happen? I was hit on, propositioned, however you'd like to phrase it, on three seperate occasions this week, by three different men. What did ALL of them have in common? ? They were ALL married!!!  And that doesn't even count Shortie (the guy with a girlfriend whom I just can't seem to get away from). So, in one week, I've managed to attract four men, all of whom have significant others! Boy, that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!! Where's a vomiting icon when I need one??? And ofcourse the one guy I do like doesn't know I'm alive. So it seems all's right in the world.  And so, once again, I'm giving up on men, and resigning myself to life as an old spinster. I'll buy a house at the end of some street and all the children will be terrified to walk past my house. They won't walk, they'll run past it. And I'll be the crazy old cat lady (except without any cats)...... |
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Post by vanynessa on Dec 3, 2007 15:43:31 GMT -5
What didn't happen? I was hit on, propositioned, however you'd like to phrase it, on three seperate occasions this week, by three different men. What did ALL of them have in common? ? They were ALL married!!! And that doesn't even count Shortie (the guy with a girlfriend whom I just can't seem to get away from). So, in one week, I've managed to attract four men, all of whom have significant others! Boy, that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!! Where's a vomiting icon when I need one??? And ofcourse the one guy I do like doesn't know I'm alive. So it seems all's right in the world. And so, once again, I'm giving up on men, and resigning myself to life as an old spinster. I'll buy a house at the end of some street and all the children will be terrified to walk past my house. They won't walk, they'll run past it. And I'll be the crazy old cat lady (except without any cats)...... OMG JF, I'm sorry but you made me LMAO with this, ;D ;D ;D The crazy old cat lady (minus the cats) that kids run past her house in fear.......hahaha! That is so not you, but it was funny. What a bunch of a$$holes!! Ugh, I can't believe THREE married men; friggin' pigs. |
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 4, 2007 13:12:40 GMT -5
Ha ha. I'm just getting started....
I'll have signs all over my yard that say "Keep off the grass!" Except, there won't be any grass....just dirt....because I'll be old and won't be able to plant the stupid grass. And even if I did, it'd just turn into a big overgrown mess, because there'd be nobody to mow it for me. And I'll only go out at night. And only to check the mail. Because, I don't want anyone to see me and how sad and miserable I am.
Ofcourse, that will only lead to further rumors about me, and how I probably kidnap little children and keep them chained up in my basement.....
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Post by vanynessa on Dec 4, 2007 20:33:39 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D How many cat litter boxes will you have??? Or will they just go all over your furniture. Ewwww.  |
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 4, 2007 22:37:17 GMT -5
You forgot the no cats part. I can't stand cats. No cats for me.
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Post by DDL on Dec 5, 2007 1:10:34 GMT -5
How about dogs? |
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 5, 2007 9:08:40 GMT -5
I like dogs. As long as their somebody else's. See, I've already got the crabby part down pat......
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Post by vanynessa on Dec 5, 2007 21:19:16 GMT -5
Awww,you will never become a crabby old lady........Richie would never let it happen; he's too happy a kid for that. I think it's time to take JF to the happiest place on Earth, and I don't mean Disney. (We'll go to NYC and go Kate searching, anyone got her address? Cindy told me she frequents the Starbucks. )
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Post by Janeway Forever on Dec 5, 2007 21:51:14 GMT -5
Nope.....Sarah's seriously depressed.....Kate couldn't help her right now....Kate would give her a lecture probably......she'd tell me that I should have known better in the first place.....she shouldn't have fallen for him.....and it got WORSE last night
Ok, if you are quick to judge, please don't read this....everybody else highlight. Shorty is this guy I work with. He and I used to mess around a little. But he has a girlfriend. And we are friends. So I ended things, because I don't want to be that girl. Needless to say, he doesn't really like the fact that I did. So, last night, I had to ask him for a ride home. Now, it's a five minute trip from work to my house. And I was just praying that he could behave himself for that long. Sadly, he couldn't. We were talking about this other guy at work who was flirting with me. And Shorty says, "I thought I was the only one who can flirt with you." (Why exactly he would think this...much less say it is beyond me.....) So I tried to just keep it light and said that anybody could flirt with me. So he says "Really?" And then that jerk put his hand on my thigh!! I was sooooo mad!! And when I moved my leg, he just laughed, but didn't move his freaking hand!!!!! OMFG!! I was soooo pissed off!!! So I said, "Yeah, people can flirt with me, but they need to realize that it's not gonna happen." ANd FINALLY he moved his hand. But he says "Who's people?" And I said...right now, people is EVERYBODY!!!" JERK......God I hate men!!!!
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Post by DDL on Dec 6, 2007 0:01:49 GMT -5
Geez, he needs to learn how to take a hint. |
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Post by katie2 on Dec 6, 2007 19:38:47 GMT -5
AWW SARAH! IF YOU'RE GONNA BE THE CRAZY LADY ON THE CORNER,YOU GOTTA HAVE CATS,LOL!! ;D ;D ;D
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And so, once again, I'm giving up on men, and resigning myself to life as an old spinster. I'll buy a house at the end of some street and all the children will be terrified to walk past my house. They won't walk, they'll run past it. And I'll be the crazy old cat lady (except without any cats)......
