Post by Janeway Forever on May 4, 2007 12:12:41 GMT -5
So I found, and stole, this list. It's just too funny. Please feel free to add to it!!
1. If you are captian of a star ship, you should beam yourself, your 1st officer, your science officer and your doctor down to the surface of a hostle or uncharted planet.
2. Being assimilated by the Borg is not bad, as long as you have a few crew mates with you.
3. If you are the cook of a star ship with 150 or so crewmen, you can feed them with a few tomatoes in a cafe size room.
4. That same cook can have long flowing blond hair, and not wear a hairnet or chef's hat.
5. In talking to someone on the viewscreen, the other person will always be looking at his camera, not at his viewscreen watching you.
6. All races or species will use Earth's units of time (day, week, month or year).
7. All races/species speak very good English, but not Spanish or French or Russian.
8. All Klingons have sharp dirty teeth.
9. All starships will be on the same plane when they meet, no matter that there is no up or down in space.
10. If you have been reclaimed from the Borg, and your cat suit rides up your behind, you must pout.
11. There is no cure for baldness.
12. No one ever finishes a meal.
13. When diplomacy fails, one should always revert to the "death glare."
Things I Learned From Voyager
1. If you are captian of a star ship, you should beam yourself, your 1st officer, your science officer and your doctor down to the surface of a hostle or uncharted planet.
2. Being assimilated by the Borg is not bad, as long as you have a few crew mates with you.
3. If you are the cook of a star ship with 150 or so crewmen, you can feed them with a few tomatoes in a cafe size room.
4. That same cook can have long flowing blond hair, and not wear a hairnet or chef's hat.
5. In talking to someone on the viewscreen, the other person will always be looking at his camera, not at his viewscreen watching you.
6. All races or species will use Earth's units of time (day, week, month or year).
7. All races/species speak very good English, but not Spanish or French or Russian.
8. All Klingons have sharp dirty teeth.
9. All starships will be on the same plane when they meet, no matter that there is no up or down in space.
10. If you have been reclaimed from the Borg, and your cat suit rides up your behind, you must pout.
11. There is no cure for baldness.
12. No one ever finishes a meal.
13. When diplomacy fails, one should always revert to the "death glare."
