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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:14:51 GMT -5
Monica: What happened?
Chandler: Oh, umm, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:16:46 GMT -5
Ross: Hey, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: They said you don't have insurance here, please stop calling!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:22:47 GMT -5
Rachel: Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
Ross: No anchovies.
Rachel: With, uh, extra anchovies.
Ross: That's okay, I'll just pick 'em off.
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:24:12 GMT -5
Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!
Chandler: Oh My GOD!! If you say that one more time I'M going to break up with you!!!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:25:19 GMT -5
Chandler: Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him.
Monica: It's not a date, okay? I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasagna for some pot luck dinner he has.
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, because, ya know, you'll probably be hungry after the sex.
Monica: We're not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children and I still do, so that's why we're gonna just be friends.
Ross: Naked friends.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:27:02 GMT -5
Rachel: Ok, I'm gonna go check the guys' apartment.
Phoebe: Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box.
Rachel: Chandler has a jewelry box?
Phoebe: Ok, we have like ten minutes, do you really wanna get into that now?
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:28:28 GMT -5
Chandler: Okay. Well, Janice said, "Hi, do I look fat today?" And I, I looked at her....
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You looked at her? You never look. You just answer! It's just a reflex: Do I look fat? No! Is she prettier than I am? No! Does size matter?
Rachel: No!
Ross: And it works both ways.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:32:12 GMT -5
Ross: You know what the difference is between me and them?
Chandler: Your history of bed wetting?
Ross: Hey! I trusted you man!!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:33:10 GMT -5
Monica: Oh look, the pool table's free. Rack 'em up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: Okay, but after that, we're shootin' some pool.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:34:19 GMT -5
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I forgot. Chandler was up to eight and I hadn't found a hiding place yet!
Monica: See, that's why I keep note pads right beside the phone.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's why we don't let you play!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:35:45 GMT -5
Joey: So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that, except instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of ti me, and garbage is all that has survived!
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:38:22 GMT -5
Joey: I have secrets of my own you know.
Rachel: You don't have any secrets.
Joey: Oh Yeah! Bet you didn't know about Hugsy my bedtime penguin pal!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:43:48 GMT -5
Monica: Sex!
Chandler: Seriously. Answer faster.
Monica: I'm sorry, sweetie. When she said "sex" I wasn't thinking of sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a big hug.
Phoebe: Ross, how about you? Sex or food?
Ross: Sex!
Phoebe: What about sex or dinosaurs?
Ross: My God, it's like Sophie's Choice.
Phoebe: Joey, if you had to give up sex or food, which would you pick?
Joey: I don't know it's too hard.
Rachel: Come on, you have to answer.
Joey: Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:45:33 GMT -5
Chandler: Ok, so you have to pick. On one hand, the girl from the copy place, or in the other hand a big jar of jam.
Joey: Put your hands together!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:48:04 GMT -5
Joey: Want some jam?
Chandler: No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard.
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