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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:49:24 GMT -5
Rachel: You guys got any juice?
Joey: Just pickle.
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:51:09 GMT -5
Ross: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case, it was only one woman for her.
Joey: What are you talking about? One woman? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Let me tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing. Cherry Vanilla. You could get them with jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream. This is the best thing that ever happened to you. You got married, you were, what, eight? Welcome back to the world. Grab a spoon.
Ross: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:55:24 GMT -5
Ross: You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party for everybody in the building. I'm gonna sit them all down and explain to them that I'm not a bad guy, I am not a cheap guy, I'm just a guy who stands up for what he believes in. A guy with principles.
Chandler: Sounds like a fun party!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 2:56:09 GMT -5
Monica: Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 2:57:56 GMT -5
Chandler: You were trying to protect your sandwich.....from a bullet.
Joey: I know it doesn't make much sense.
Chandler: MUCH SENSE!!!!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 3:01:16 GMT -5
Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man.
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way. I've been going to that guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg. And then, there was definite... cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.
[Chandler and Ross stare at him]
Joey: What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 3:04:39 GMT -5
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk, you want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 3:07:13 GMT -5
Joey: There was this movie, "Footloose".
Chandler: "Flashdance".
Joey: Where this plumber chick...
Chandler: She was a welder
Joey: What, were you like *in* the movie?
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 3:10:36 GMT -5
Joey: Hey Ross will you pass me that knife?
Ross: NO I WILL NOT!!
Joey: Oh it's ok, you don't have to be so mean about it.
Ross: You're right, I'm sorry, will you marry me?
Pheobe: Awe and I was gonna ask you to marry me because I forgot to say hello to you the other day. Will you marry me?
Rachel: No Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. Chandler?
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 3:11:35 GMT -5
Phoebe: So let's say I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. Okay. Hi. Come on in, I'm uh, Regina Philange.
Chandler: Chandler Bing.
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Chandler: Well you should meet my uncle, Bada.
[pause]
Chandler: I'll let myself out.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 3:13:06 GMT -5
Phoebe: Oh fun! Wanna work on your interview skills?
Rachel: Sure!
Phoebe: Ok, lets start with the hand shake....very nice, good wrist action!
Monica: me me, I wanna try!
Phoebe: Oh god!!
Monica: What, was it too hard?
Phoebe: Well I'll just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 3:13:59 GMT -5
Chandler: Here's something I hope I never have to say again. My dad called, and he asked me if he can borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Monica: Oh, I don't have anything like that. I'll go see if Rachel has one.
Chandler: Yes, include more people in this.
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 3:14:30 GMT -5
Chandler: I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!
Joey: Really?
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!
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Post by KateJaneway on Jul 2, 2007 3:15:17 GMT -5
Charles Bing: Hello, Nora.
Nora Bing: Hello, Charles.
Charles Bing: Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora Bing: Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!
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Post by Janeway Forever on Jul 2, 2007 3:16:11 GMT -5
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
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