Friends

[Janeway Forever]

Joey: It's the chick. She's going through some changes.

Monica: What kind of changes?

Chandler: The vet seems to think she becoming a rooster.....we're getting second opinion.

[KateJaneway]

Monica: Do you not see it?

Ross: See what? I don't know what she sees in... innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like... like... I don't know, uhh... uhhh, hello.... a... week, to get out a sentence.

Chandler: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

[Janeway Forever]

Ross: I need a couch that says "children welcome," but also "come here to me."

Rachel: What? You say that to kids?

Ross: No, the "come here to me" is for the ladies.

Rachel: It's a nice couch Ross, it's not a magic couch.

[KateJaneway]

Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?

Rachel: You're so pretty.

[Janeway Forever]

Monica: I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual haven't you?

Chandler: No, and if I did I don't think you and I would be going out.

[KateJaneway]

Ross: What am I gonna do?

Chandler: Don't do anything. Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings! Don't cry outloud!

[Janeway Forever]

Monica: I know that switch has to do something, so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay twenty bucks and wait in line for three hours!

Rachel: If only more people knew!!

[*clairevoyagerfan*]

Everybody: you know how to sail?

Rachel: sure, sure, when i was 15 my dad bought me my own boat

Everybody: he bought a boat?

Rachel:what,what? he was trying to cheer me up- my pony was sick